Mighty Uterus Plushie By I Heart Guts
$35.00 inc. GST
Fluffy, pink and child-safe! Our mighty uterus plushie is expansive and extra womb-y!
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I Heart Guts Uterus Plushie
* Uterus plush arrives in November 2015. Available for pre-sale from 8 Nov 2015!
In charge of bleeding and breeding! The uterus is the female reproductive organ, which means she helps make and hold new human beings. Cool! The ovaries release eggs, which may or may not be fertilized by an incoming sperm. If there’s no sperm, the egg and the uterine lining flush out in the big bloody mess known as the menstrual cycle. This is the time of the month when you are extra-nice to your lady friends.
If the sperm and the egg meet and get along, well, then there’s gonna be a kid in nine months with plenty of womb to grow! Fluffy, pink and child-safe! Our mighty uterus is expansive and extra womb-y, measuring in at 9″ x 16″ when you stretch her fallopian tubes out all the way.
When it’s that time of the month, you may not like your uterus much, but hey, you wouldn’t be here without one, so give props to this special reproductive organ.
An informative tag describes the wonders of the womb. Safe for all ages, packed inside a biodegradable plastic sleeve. Designed in California.
Free Womb Service: Uterus in Japanese, shikyuu, also means “four balls” as well as “hit a batter by pitching a ball.” Go figure.
The Uterus reminded us of our favourite school teacher: I’m just here to nurture the young foetuses, protect them from external influences and teach them the ways of the world. I also tutor eggs in the art of attracting sperm in my spare time but it’s not all lessons and discipline, once a month a really let my hair down and paint the town red!
Dislikes: being tardy
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I Heart Guts was born in 2005 and is the brainchild of an anatomically obsessed illustrator with a desire to make the internal organs quirky and fun for all. I Heart Gut is educational and cheeky at the same time with silly little slogans paired with each of the happy organ plushies. These designs are so different that one magazine reviewer even said “These furry toys can transplant love back into any tired relationship!”. You’ll find lots of I Heart Guts plushies, tees, posters and self-exam cards here!